Tynan Thompson to Manchester United: £8m Transfer Details

I woke up this morning to dozens of messages accross various platforms asking me to talk about Jimothy, the mutant raccoon from Seattle, so let’s talk about Jimothy! Truthfully, it’s a little frustrating to see people just calling it “short spine syndrome” and leaving it at that, but at least that means I get to explain to yall what spondylocostal dysostosis is and how it and similar disorders work.