"There are numerous images [and] videos of goats climbing seemingly vertical brick walls by balancing on the mortar (goat hooves have a hard outer hoof wall for grip against fissures and ridges ...

The breathable stains are specially formulated for vertical brick and block and are absorbed by masonry, resulting in a permanent finish that looks natural, maintains varying surface textures ...

(The fact that they’re vertical doesn’t necessarily make the plants more ... They’re a modern, more ecological take on the evocative ivy-covered brick wall (which Banslaben notes shouldn’t be ...