And, hell, take my gun. You may find use for it." Needless to say, that rarely works. So when Eddie Belfour was busted for assault, resisting arrest, and general crazy-ass behavior at The Mansion ...

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. -- If you thought Ed Belfour just wasn't his usual stop-everything-in-sight self early in Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, you were right. If you thought he was on drugs ...