While the regular King Triton has the lower body of a fish, the mascot is allowed to have legs so the student portraying him can move around freely. He is called King Triton. There are so many ...

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Fans navigating the dozens of schools in the NCAA men's and women's basketball tournaments might become as attached to the mascots as the athletes themselves. Furry, animated characters used as ...