Here in magazine land every day is gumdrop-covered fun for all, where magical gnomes build our project vehicles while we frolic with busty beer maidens in an elfin forest. Nah. Actually, the staff of ...

That's right; we're dusting off our trusty '99 XJ, Project JR. Not that it ever lay dormant. It's been dutifully serving as Hazel's outlet for pent-up aggression and as a daily driver, all too ...