Moe: Hey Barney, what’ll it be? Barney: I’d like a beer, Moe! Barney’s Girlfriend: I’d like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man’s hat.

A light dusting of snow covers the south lawn of the White House in the opening pictures of this holiday card that features the president and other important people talking to a dog. Not just any dog.

Barney [playing laser tag, on phone with Ted]: Hey, loser. How’s not playing laser tag? Because playing laser tag is awesome! [kid fires at Barney as he runs by] Oh, I killed you, Conner! Don’t make ...